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"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and
my ability to... ummm... ya... you
know..."
-Bart Simpson
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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
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"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
perpetual motion."
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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
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