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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
leap for the beef industry..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
Marx
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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
written their finest works while happily and blissfully
drunk...and so shall I.
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