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"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_."
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
braille."
-- Discordian Quote File
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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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