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"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
you..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!"
Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to
convince you people?"
Worf: "Die."
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
-- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"
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"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got
_platform_ callus..."
-- me
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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
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