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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
-- Alasdair McLellan
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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
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"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
Carmina! Burana!
Catulli! Carmina!
Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
-- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
-- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
(If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
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