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"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
leap for the beef industry..."
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"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
break..."
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
of steel..."
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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