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There once was a old man from Norway - who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled "what was that"? that disgruntled old man from Norway!
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A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed
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There was an old man of Philly, Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy. He quit his job at the jail, for a dolphin and whale, And so was the life of Wee Willy.
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There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
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There once was a lady, Ilene, Who liver on distilled kerosene, But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon and since then she'd never benzene
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