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There was a nympho named Jill Who tried dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina All over China And bits of her tits in Brazil Sent by Martin
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Mary had a little pig She kept it in a bucket Cause everytime she took it out The bulldog tried to fuck it Sent by bob
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He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.
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There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
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There was a young man from Cape Grace Who blew a fart out into space. With gravity's attraction And Einstein's reaction, It returned and spat shit in his face!
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