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There once was a man named Sweenie, who spilled some gin on his weenie. So just to be couth, he spilled some vermouth. And then slipped his girl a Martini.
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roses are red violets are corney when i think of you oh baby i ged horney eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be sassy you your tongue and make is nasty
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There once was a hobo named Bob, he likes to eat corn on the cob. He lives in a box, has holes in his socks, And likes to eat pork flavour beans. He sleeps on a bench in the park, all by himself in the dark. He sits on the ground and acts kinda strange, holds out his hand and grumbles "spare change?" Sent by Candy
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Razors pains you, Rivers are damp; Acids stains you' And drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses gives; Gases smells awful, You might as well live. ---Anon
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The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen Sent by aftab
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