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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them! Sent by Sonia
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A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone, he calls an "escort" service for some company. Soon, a strikingly beautiful hooker arrives. Without preamble the hooker says, "I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is $500, and that's for a hand job." "$500 for a hand job? Why, that's outrageous!" the man exclaimed. " No hand job in the world could be worth $500!" The hooker summons the man to the window and points down onto the parking lot below. "See that cherry red Maserati down there? I own that because of what I can do with my hands." Against his better judgement, the man pays the $500 and sure enough the hooker sends him into utter bliss, by far the best sexual experience of his life. After he recuperates he says to the hooker, "God that was fantastic!! How much for a blowjob?" "$2500," the hooker replied. "$2500 for a blowjob?" Cried the astonished man. "That's way too much!" Again the hooker summons the man to the window, this time pointing across the street. "Do you see that large medical building right off the strip there? I own that because of what I can do with my mouth." " Oh no," moans the man, "this is gonna break me, but I just have to try it." Once again the hooker takes him to the edge of the universe and back, far surpassing the pleasure he received earlier, leaving him utterly drained and totally gratified. As soon as the man can speak again, he says, "I just have to know. How much do you get for pussy?" The hooker drags the man to the window for a third time, points and proclaims, "Do you see the MGM Grand Hotel sitting there on the corner? I could own that if I had a pussy!" Sent by TJ
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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders. "Where is God?" The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond. "Okay, Mary, Where is God?" "He is everywhere," "Very good that’s right." But still there were two children that didn’t put their hands down, so the teacher continued. "Okay, Michael, Where is God?" "God is inside me." "Very good that’s right." Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him. "Okay, Danny, Where is God?" "He’s in our bathroom." Well the teacher just had to ask, "How do you know he’s in the bathroom?" The answer came, "Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says, ‘My God are you still in there?’ "
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Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? A: you turn it over! Sent by gms38
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Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? the more you bang them the looser they get. Sent by aaron
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