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What is the meaning of "sanctity"? It's french, for a lady with five breasts. Sent by Darrell
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There was a young girl called Anna, Who was rather good with a spanner. A boy gave her a knock, So she grabbed his big cock, And he now has a whole different manner! Sent by Louise
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A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a group of new troops on making a proper jump. He told them: "When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up, you hook up. When you go out the door, yell 'Geronimo!' and wait for your shoot to open. Got It? Good, get in the plane." After a short flight he yelled "Stand UP! Hook UP!" and began shoving the troops out the door. Just after the last trooper exited, the sergeant shut the door. Suddenly, he heard someone knocking on the door. He opened it to see a private flapping his arms trying to imitate a seagull. The private looked him in the eye and asked What did you say that SOB's name was?
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Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students? A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
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Q: What can you assume when you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement A: Someone ran out of cement.
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