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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Q: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
A: You will when you're older, Lucy!
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
A: Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
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