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Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
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"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond." "Yeah ! I know." said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are."
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A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. "How awful !" exclaimed the wife. "Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the husband.
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Q: Why was the snowman smiling? A: He heard the snowblower coming!
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Q:What's another term for lesbian? A:Vagitarian.
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