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"Demi Moore's new movie about the first woman in the elite Navy Seals still has no name," says Alex Kaseberg. "They decided not to go with the title chosen by a test marketing group -- 'Straight to Video.'"
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The re-release of George Lucas' "Star Wars" raked in millions. "This came as a relief to Princess Leia who had fallen on hard times and was considering becoming a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and Ocean Spray." (Joshua Sostrin) Says Paul Ecker, "Teenagers all over the country are asking the same question: Who's Mark Hamil?" The film was enhanced with even more special effects. "In a related move, Sweden will re-release Ingmar Bergman's films "enhanced with even more gloom,'" (Michael Edens)
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My friend was always teasing me about cybersex and trying to lead me on. One day he wrote a really racy letter so I decided to "call his bluff". Forgetting I'd deleted his letter out of habit, I accidently responded to my Recipe Du Jour list instead and wrote: "Thanks a lot. Now I can't get any work done. My panties are wet from the anticipation of your next email." A gentleman wrote back: "Sorry, I didn't realize salsa had such an effect."
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