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There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, And when that game grows stale We sits on a rail, And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em.
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A lecherous fellow named Babbitt Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it. Said she, "From long habit I fuck like a rabbit, So I'd rather cohabit than grab it."
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There was a young fellow named Price Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. He had virgins and boys And mechanical toys, And on Mondays... he meddled with mice
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A cautious young husband named Rafe Used to diddle his wife with a safe. Thus he thwarted God's wishes And fed his pet fishes, Which he kept in a bedside carafe.
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To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish! Your cunt is as big as a dish!" She replied, "Why, you fool, With your limp little tool It's like driving a nail with a fish!"
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