| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the poem that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
A deep-throated virgin named Netty Was sucking a cock on the jetty. She said, "It tastes nice, Much better than rice, Though not quite as good as spaghetti."
Send this poem to a friend
1
There was a young lady from Eaton Whose figure had plenty of meat on. She said: 'Wed me, Jack, And you'll find that my back Is a nice place to warm your cold feet on'.
Send this poem to a friend
2
A worried young man from Stamboul Discovered red spots on his tool. Said the doctor, a cynic, `Get out of my clinic! Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool.'
Send this poem to a friend
3
A poll conducted among INFOCUS magazine readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters (<), though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies." In honor of computer symbology's increased role in our vocabulary, INFOCUS published the following poem , written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI. >> ! * ' ' # ^ " ` $ $ - ! * = @ $ _ % * < > ~ # 4 & [ ] . . / | { , , SYSTEM HALTED The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka tilde number four, Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
Send this poem to a friend
4
Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system.
Send this poem to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Quotes |
| Jump to |