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There was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played on a silver-gilf flute; She played several jigs To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute.
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There was a Young Lady, whose chin Resembled a point of a pin; So she had it made sharp, And purchased the harp. And played several tunes with her chin
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There was a young lady called Valerie Who started to count every calory Said her boss in disgust: "If you lose half your bust You'll be worth only half of your salary!"
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There once was a pious young priest Who lived almost wholly on yest "For", he said, "It's plain, We must all rise again, And I want to get started at least"
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To his bride said the lynx-eyed detective: 'Can it be that my eyesight's defective? Has your east tit the least bit The best of the west tit? Or is it a trick of perspective?'
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