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The nephew of one of the czars Used to suck off Rasputin at Yars, Till the peasants revolted, The royal family bolted - Now they're under the sickle and stars.
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There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine: Both concave and convex, It would fit either sex - And could play with itself in between.
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There once was a monk from Siberia Whose manners were rather inferior He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done And now she's a Mother Superior
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There was an old man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke in a fright In the middle of the night And found it was perfectly true.
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"Now really, young man, you're a bore," Said a Lady Priscilla van Blore. "I'm covered with sweat And you haven't come yet And my God - it is quarter past four!"
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