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Brian is an idiot! And everybody knows When he goes to bed at night He puts polish on his toes Brian is so stupid He sucks himself all day And when I went to a farm once And saw him eating hay Brian is a numbskull He loves a girl named Jade And he wanted her to kiss him so much Once he even paid
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. --Ogden Nash, "Verses from 1929 On"
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A young girl who was no good at tennis But at swimming was really a menace Took pains to explain, "It depends how to train; I was a streetwalker in Venice."
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There was a young fellow of Ealing Endowed with such delicate feeling, When he read on the door, "Don't spit on the floor", He lent back and spat on the ceiling.
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There was a young lady of Maine Who declared she'd a man on her brain. But you knew from the view Of her waist as it grew It was not on her brain that he'd lain.
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