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There once was a fellow named Trete Who from birth was inclined to be neat. He became extra fussy When he thought his pants mussy, And would throw them away in the street.
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There was a young man of St. Paul's Possessed the most useless of balls. Till at last, at The Strand, He managed a stand, And tossed himself off in the stalls.
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A king sadly said to his queen, "In parts you have grown far from lean." "I don't give a damn, You've always liked ham," She replied, and he gasped, "How obscene!"
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A Plumber whose name was Ten Brink Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink. Her resistance was stout, And Ten Brink petered out With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.
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There was a young girl named Maxine Who found a new use for the bean. As a vaginal bearing She found it long-wearing, And it varied her fucking routine.
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