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There was a young lady from Brussels
Who was proud of her vaginal muscles.
She could easily plex them
And so interflex them
As to whistle love songs through her bustles.
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A nymphomaniacal nurse
With a curse that was worse than perverse
Stuck a rotary drill
Up her twat, for a thrill---
And they carted her off in a hearse.
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There was a young lady named Shriver
Who was screwed in the ass by the driver,
And when she complained
He said, "Sorry you were pained,"
And gave her a fiver to bribe her.
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There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose prick was so long it was bent,
So to save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.
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There was a young fellow from Eno
Who said to his girl, "Now, old Beano,
Lift your skirt up in front,
And enlarge your old cunt,
For the size of this organ is keen-o."
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