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Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How're thangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked. "Not bad atall," Pete replied. "My old woman ain't talkin' to me thiseyer week...and I ain't in no mood to interrupt her."
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Father: Did Paul bring you home last night? Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you? Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise. It was the silence.
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The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite. "Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk. "Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."
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The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.
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Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population? A: None of them have closets to come out of.
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