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Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One
fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?"
"Sure."
"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"
"No shit?" Bruce asked.
"Well, hardly any."
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?
Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.
She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?
His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.
LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?
HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,
"No one needs meat today."
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Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to work
with UNIX.
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