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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares?
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Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas.
Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they
asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the
attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber
pot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car.
As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped
his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
The nun has hope in her soul.
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