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"I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of trauma.... None. We looked for anything that might indicate a medical problem... heart meds etc..... None. The only medicine we found: Viagra. About that time the coroner arrived (a strikingly pretty gal) who asked me, "How long has he been dead?" I replied a couple of days, she said, "Oh so he is stiff then?" I handed her the Viagra bottle and said, "In more ways than one..."
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I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd.
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During a committee meeting at our college we were discussing how best to teach technology since it changed so fast. I made the statement that when teaching technology, most teachers were "flying by the seat of their pants." A few days later in a faculty retreat, a teacher from our committee told the members of the retreat that she liked my description of how we were trying to teach technology. She is, however, from eastern Europe and still struggles with American idioms. As she gave me credit for the quote, she said, "Most teachers are teaching by the fly of their pants!"
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