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"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got
_platform_ callus..."
-- me
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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
-- Gerard Phillips
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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
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