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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde




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The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing; feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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