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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams




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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
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There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960
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