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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
death
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One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
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