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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong




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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." -- Jules de Gaultier
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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
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