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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
Twain (1835-1910)
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"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La
Rochefoucauld
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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather
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"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
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