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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
Marx
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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
written their finest works while happily and blissfully
drunk...and so shall I.
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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
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