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There once was a monk from Siberia Whose manners were rather inferior He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done And now she's a Mother Superior
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There was an old man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke in a fright In the middle of the night And found it was perfectly true.
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"Now really, young man, you're a bore," Said a Lady Priscilla van Blore. "I'm covered with sweat And you haven't come yet And my God - it is quarter past four!"
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There was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played on a silver-gilf flute; She played several jigs To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute.
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There was a Young Lady, whose chin Resembled a point of a pin; So she had it made sharp, And purchased the harp. And played several tunes with her chin
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