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Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.
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On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.
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A girl who is bespectacled She may not get her necktacled; But safety pins and bassinets Await the girl who fassinets. --Ogden Nash
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Brian is an idiot! And everybody knows When he goes to bed at night He puts polish on his toes Brian is so stupid He sucks himself all day And when I went to a farm once And saw him eating hay Brian is a numbskull He loves a girl named Jade And he wanted her to kiss him so much Once he even paid
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. --Ogden Nash, "Verses from 1929 On"
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