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Q: Who makes more money, a whore or a drug pusher?
A: The whore because she can lick her crack and use it again.




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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only a couple of months? A: Because on the box it said "from 2-4 years."
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ? A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot ? A. Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.
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