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Q: What similarities are there in a condom and a casket?
A: You come in one and leave in the other, and they both hold stiffs.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Q: How do you get a Blonde to Marry you?
A: Tell her she's Pregnant.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: What kind of bees give milk?
A: Boob-ees.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Q: What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant?
A: Her legs!
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: Why don't women fart?
A: They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure!
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