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"Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
-- Sarah O'Brien
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"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
-- Adrian
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"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
-- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it
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