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"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
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"I like the bestiality..."
-- Karen Peisley
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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
operating system."
-- Bill Gates
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"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
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"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
-- Anonymous
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