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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
-- Ruth Hopping
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"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
-- fortune
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"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
-- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh. Its a slow floor. He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
-- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory
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