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"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
not the same, however different standards on other machines although
different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
-Dstandard :))"
-- jteclaw@clark.net
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"...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
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"I love MCI, put another star in my traceroute baby!
I love MCI, so come on take your time and route for me!"
-- Hillary Gorman,
to the tune of "I love Rock and Roll"
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"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
-- me, AndrewR
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"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
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