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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
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"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
-- Karen
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M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead
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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
-- Karen
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