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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
-- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)
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"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
ever been in...'"
-- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
-- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
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