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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
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"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
break..."
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
of steel..."
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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