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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
-- Dan Glastonbury
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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
-- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"
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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
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"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
-- Unknown, via Bruce
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"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
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