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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
-- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
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"It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
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"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
-- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
(aka Sabrina Goodpaster)
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"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
-- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
-- me
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