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"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
-- Amy, me, Heath Copeland
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"Benno, I can't handle you not wearing all black. Go home and change."
-- Adrian
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"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
-- Andrew Rutherford, Karen
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"... what in the fExoning hExonll..."
-- One for the CDAers =)
Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
alt.humor.best-of-usenet)
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