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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
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"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
me."
-- Angela
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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
-- From the sig of Jake Kesinger
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"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
match made in heaven."
-- The Internet Oracle
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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
taste."
-- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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