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The bustard's a fortuitous fowl,
Who has but small reason to growl.
He avoids illigitemacy
By the simple expediency
Of the use of an alternate vowel.
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There was a young cowboy named Gary
Who was morbidly anxious to marry,
But he found the defection
Of any erection
A difficuly factor to parry.
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There was a young Georgian named Lynd
Who'd never in all his life sinned,
For whenever he'd start
He'd be jarred by a fart,
And his semen was gone with the wind.
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There was a young lady named Peaches
Who frequented the very best beaches.
She refused the lifeguard,
Though he breast-stroked her hard---
She preferred to be sucked off by leeches.
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Two roosters in one of our pens
Found their pricks were no larger than wens.
As they looked at their foreskins
And wished they had more skins,
They discovered they'd both become hens.
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