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There was a young fellow named Harry,
Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin
Who, without any urgin',
Immediately spread like a fairy.
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There was a young fellow named Malcolm
Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum.
He'd always use it
Everytime that he shit,
And found the sensation quite welcome.
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There was a Bishop from Trawlee
Who went out into the Garden to pee.
He said "Pax Vou Biscum"
I can't make the piss come
It must be the C L A P!
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There once was a bishop from Nottingham
Who stood on a bridge down in Birmingham.
He watched all the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking
them.
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Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the jig for all of his mates.
He slipped in his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates.
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