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There once was wee lad called Marvin
Who thought his big dick was for carvin'
He tried to cut slices
Of "Turkey with spices"
And left all his dining guests starvin'.
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There was a young girl from nace
Whose corset just would not lace.
Her mother said, "Nellie,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face."
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A young Juliet of St. Louis
On a balcony stood, acting screwy.
Her Romeo climbed,
But he wasn't well timed,
And half-way up, off he went---blooey!
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There was an old fellow named Rapp
Who had a job all considered a snap.
In the insane asylum
He'd grade cunts and file 'em,
And bi-weekly he'd rub up their nap
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A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,
When asked about his upcoming flight,
Did he have worry one
'Bout landing on the sun ?
"Heck no, we're landing at night!"
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